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"Ham-Let" For President
The Original Pork Barrel Candidate

Swine Party Platform 2020
Bringin' Home The Bacon Movement


Pig’s For Peace
Pork for Prosperity
All Pig’s Lives Matter
Leave No Pig Behind
Hog Hugs, Not Drugs
Think Pink, not Green
Pork Bellies, Not Beer Bellies
Oinkers up and Pork Rinds for all
Universal Bacon-Care and Oink-Ment for all
Black Pigs, White Pigs, Pink Pigs – We All Get Along
Only Bacon should be in the frying pan, not the President


“Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals”



Top Ten Reasons I'm Running for President

10. Bacon is Life

9. Think Pink, Not Green

8. Build Pig Pens, not Walls

7. #LongTermEconomicHam

6. Pork Bellies, not Beer Bellies

5. I want to ride in Air Force One

4. I’ve been to Iowa and wowed the crowd

3. Universal Bacon-Care and Oink-Ment for all

2. I have a Birth Certificate from Old McDonald

1. The Oval Office is Round and so is my Pig Pen

And The Real Reason I'm running:
With all the mud-slinging and slop calling in Washington, I’ll squeal all the way down Pennsylvania Ave!














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